5 Quotes & Sayings By Jeffery Russell

Jeffery Russell is a writer, designer, and animator based in New York City. His work has appeared in the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, New York Magazine, The Daily Mail, Time Out New York, Variety, GOOD Magazine, Adweek, and other publications. His work has been recognized with awards from the Music Business Association and Ad Age. He is also the author of two books on graphic design.

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Can't abide adventure. 'Adventure' is a word people use to put a shine on lack of preparation and surviving through dumb luck. Jeffery Russell
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Cheese, where you takes liquid from a cow lady's business parts, mix it with a bit o' juices from a baby cow's fourth stomach and then let it grow all fuzzy-moldy for a few years, eh? Jeffery Russell
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Ten wagons to choose from and you pick the only one that has a human on it. Racist. Jeffery Russell
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He attempted to bark the order and succeeded, albeit with more of a chihuahua result than intended. Jeffery Russell